March 2009
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February 2009
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Little Shop of Whores
I’m helping out at World of Wonder today, creating labels for their art show this Saturday. It’s being hosted by Vivid and there are tons of behind the scene pictures and cover art that will be displayed at the show. I just ran across one called Little Shop of Whores. I wonder if it’s a musical and stars a plant from space that eats the flesh of nubile women. And by flesh, I mean...
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Car Chase in Los Angeles!
Just turned the TV on and there’s a white Bentley involved in a sloooow car chase. Apparently this guy’s been taking LAPD on a tour of L.A. NBC News says it’s a suspect accused of domestic domestic violence with a deadly weapon against his girlfriend. The newscasters keep wondering who it could be in such an expensive car a day after the Grammys. They need to just come out and...
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Dustin Lance Black is a sexy bitch →
I was going through Buzzfeed just now and ran into this! It’s weird cause I’ve known Lance for quite a few years now (via Ryan Elizalde) and never expected this shit. Now he’s gonna have boys throwing themselves at him left and ri… oh wait, that’s always been the case. I just can’t wait until he gets old, fat and hairy and I get to have a turn! Shut your mouth!!
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The Orangutan
The ladies of The View were talking about Christian Bale’s vicious unloading on Terminator: Salvation’s Director of Photography today and Whoopi mentioned how she’s blown up on people on set too. She calls it “The Orangutan”. I call it animated gif heaven.
January 2009
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Zombie Defense League Co-opts Construction Sign in... →
I know this was a prank and all, but if I would have driven past this sign I would have shit myself. Not kidding. Then I would have put the pedal to the metal and headed straight for the freeway. I’d be a couple hundred miles out of town before I’d even stop to check if it was real. Fuck Zombies. I hate them and they’re not even real.
1,474-Megapixel Photo During President Obama’s... →
I signed up to be notified when David Bergman was able to get his 1,474 panoramic picture of Obama’s Inaugural Address online and boy am I happy I did. Forget Google Maps, people should be exploring this picture for kicks. My favorite find is the woman with a pink scarf covering her entire face. It’s cold; we get it, lady.
The Rasterbator →
I can’t wait to get some printer ink and paper to try this out! Who knew there was a way to bring image enlargement to the masses?? The walls in my room are begging for a huge portrait of the cast of 21 Jump Street. If I’m ever feeling down, I just turn on that Holly Robinson song and JUMP! myself back in a good mood.
Teh Internets →
This documentary on the internets has a “Best Week Ever” feel to it AND it includes Rich Juzwiak from Four Four whom I have a HUGE crush on. His posts on chubs, reality tv and animated gifs speak to mah dear little heart.
Beard Rubbin' →
At first I was thinking DOY! Of course bears like to rub their beards together. That’s like saying lezzies like to rub their boobs together. Obvs. But then I watched the videos… Is this a fetish thing I don’t know about?!? A fetish thing innocent enough to be on YouTube? Do people get off on watching guys rub their beards together? I know it feels good to do but I don’t...
Fly Guy →
Just found this flash game on BuzzFeed. I love the concept of moving a character through seemingly infinite space. Oh, and how the guy twirls when he takes off. Weeeeeee!
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How to make a business card if you have no money.... →
I can’t believe I didn’t think about this before!! I just attended a gay rights seminar and did some networking. I didn’t think about business cards and had to write my info down on people’s notepads. LAME.
If I had run across this post before the weekend I would have had cute business cards made out of kitchen appliance boxes. Or better yet, I could have taken some...